Preppy is the New Hipster

So apparently I have bad choice in guys. I know I am not alone in this, a lot of my girlfriends have bad taste in guys, which is almost quivilent to how many men that I know that have bad taste in women. I seem to have a highly refined pallet for guys that are completely unavailable.

I mean does committing adultery once(unknowingly the first time, and he was semi-famous so does it count?) permanently brand you to mistressdome for the rest of your life? I mean do I have a tatoo in my forehead that says, "hey if you are married, in a serious relationship or have a serious carreer pick me, I want you to treat me badly."

I am not going to lie. It can be fun, sexy and dangerous, but really Laura the only person you are hurting is yourself(not true actually). Stop doing it. Its not cool. Unavailable men dont want to treat you nicely. I want to treat you the way they cannot treat anyone else in their life. So if they are married-they want to be adventureous, if they are in a serious relationship they want to be permiscuous, and if they are married to work-they want to blow you off bc they can't blow off anything else in the regular life.

I am throwing a party, a costume/pity party. I am going as the punching bag for all unsatified men in the world. No offense to those who ACTUALLY are punching bags, which by the way if you are, you are a bigger sucker than me, and we should hang out.

The most bizarre part about all of this is every single time, I go into it blindly. I pick them out of a crowd as good prospects and every time I am let down. I should get a magazine, like people who know alot about cigars, vintage sports cars, or japanese gore.