Preppy is the New Hipster

It is important to find someone with a skill, and then date that person. Certain skills are more helpful than others.

Good people with skills to date:

A Dentist-I know from personal experience. I got my teeth cleaned for free when I dated a dentist. Dental work can be expensivo.

A Drug Dealer-preferable college years, when drugs are still considered to help find yourself and be experimental.

An Artist-I have dated writer once, but he never wrote anything for me, except a short story that said: Laura we arent dating its just a fling while you are living in Spain. I think an artist would be great he could make you art and being a muse would be rad.

An I-Banker: they could make you dollar$.

A Carpenter: They could build you a house, and look all rugged and sexy about it.

A Diplomat: They could get you visa for lots of exotic places.

Bad people to date:

An OB-GYN: eliminates any possibility for cheating, not that I would.

A Musician: They are whores.

A Politician: They make you false Promises.

A Traveling Salesman: who wants the Willy Loman personality to deal with.

A Fashion Designer: They would make you insecure about their sexuality.

What did I miss? Let me know!