Preppy is the New Hipster

So this morning out of boredom, poor work ethic and romantic desperation I posted the below classified on craigslist.org. I am actually quite pleased with it, and though it exposes me for the shallow, woman that I am, I feel confident that I can pass it off as an experiment of 21st century dating. Yeah sure. I guess that means I am a lying shallow woman. Aren't we all?

"Cute, young, smart and fun, and/or dillusional 23 year old seeks cute guy that has an apartment on U street in a buidling with a doorman, and a nice collection of foreign dvds. Above-referenced guy should be looking for a roommate with similar qualities to above-referenced me. Ideal guys would travel for work 75% of the time and the other 25% of the time want to take me out to dinner and have hot sex with me."