Preppy is the New Hipster

So I will be traveling for the next 10 days or so(which I am soo pumped about considering I just got reammed at my office, not my fault I swear-though my friend www.fhwadsworth.com says I dont know how to take criticism, f-you frank). However, it seems like a bunch of people(a-hole terrorists) are interested in making this more difficult for me, my aryian relatives, and my sicilian in-laws. I would like however to open up a discussion about any fears that I/you have associated with flying. In light of the big premier coming up next week I thought we could do it in the soap form.

Ruthie B's top ten things to fear while flying:

10.) My imminent B.O. on a Plane-smells bad and is uncomfortable

9.) Small Children on Planes-Yikes!

8.) Drunk Misogynists on Planes-it is embarrassing for everyone around

7.) Diaherra on a Plane-yours or anyone elses

6.) Scripture Candy on a Plane-or any religious fanatics for that matter

5.) NaCl on a Plane-it makes me feel bloated

4.) Delays on a Plane-just infuriating

3.) Obese Tourists on a Plane-pouring into your seat

2.) Hallitosis on a Plane-No one wants to get stuck next to that

1.) Product on a Plane-Hair product that is.