Preppy is the New Hipster

Never fear dear friends, I have already met someone new. He is always on my mind. He needs me, and I need him. He challenges me. He satisfies me. Sometimes he plays games with me, but he always lets me look at the answers. We have been together so far for over a month, though frankly I don't see it lasting into October. We spend two nights a week together and usually more. What more can a girl ask for?