Preppy is the New Hipster

This is how I want to ask my teacher out. Should I do it or not? Comments please.

"P***" (name changed to protect the innocent) I need some logical reasoning help on this one:

After a two and a half months of studying, going easy on the drinking and embracing the social life comparable to a perpetually grounded teenager, LRB is presented with a social conundrum. Her dear friend who she has been neglecting all August is having a cocktail party on a certain night, the same night that her LSAT class is having a celebration soiree. The cocktail party promises beautiful views of the city, delicious wine, good friends, the opportunity to wear a favorite dress and a whiskey sour or two. On the other hand the celebration soiree is also making some attractive promises-the opportunity to make new friends, the chance to hang out with my teacher-who must be pretty interesting because he can make her laugh out loud(in LSAT class nonetheless), and to nurse wounds with those other kids who have also spent the summer in a virtual sanatorium.

Given the above information which one of the following logically solves the conundrum :

(A) LRB goes to the cocktail party with the dress and the WSs and realizes she didn’t really like anyone in class anyway.
(B) LRB goes to the celebration soiree and tells herself she doesn’t really like WSs and her friends are boring and overrated(even though they have a sweet APT).
(C) LRB waits to see where the celebration soiree will be held bc she is a bit snotty.
(D) LRB invites her teacher to the cocktail party then lets him convince her to go meet up with the rest of the class(she probably wouldn’t be able to leave on her own-since she is weak willed), where slightly toasted LRB talks about how she thinks law school is cooler than cancer.
(E) LRB stays at home a drinks a bottle and a half of chardonnay and realizes that she hates socializing anyway.