Preppy is the New Hipster

So like any delusional hopeless romantic, I have had my fair share of crushes on fictional characters before, but none has become so developed so greatly as the one I have on Michael Bluthe. It is serious, and I think might become a problem, if it hasn’t already. I don’t know what it is about Michael perhaps it is his twisted concept of family values or his ability to wear corduroy pants all year round. I’m not sure what it is, but it has come to the point now where I don’t need a boyfriend because I have season 1 and 2 of Arrested Development to fall asleep with every night.