Preppy is the New Hipster

So last night was Halloween, and shockingly enough we didn’t have any candy at our house. It turned out to be okay because we only got one set of trick or treaties. I actually didn’t see them but apparently when we told them we didn’t have any candy, one of the not-so-young ladies replied with, “I know you got some pretzels or something” and again we had to disappoint, upon hearing this she asked for some chicken. When she heard we didn’t have any chicken she said she would consent to taking the tv.