Preppy is the New Hipster

I think it was my friend Bill who pointed out that you all(the guys I am friends with, and probably every single male ever) have mustache fetishes. That is all well and good, but mustaches can really have a sinister side.

Take for example this charity I found today.

It seems a little off that something like a charity for sick children, could so simply be turned into a former-Representative Foley's wet dream, by inserting the word "rides". Do it, tell me about it and I will promise to sponsor you.