So this Christmas was a little unconventional for a few reasons, half the family was traveling in Europe, I was getting along with my family and I actually got a few things I wanted for a change(Future sex sounds-yeah!). I also got another thing I really wanted, from myself.
I wrapped up a present and put it under the tree, and signed it from the "ghost of christmas present". My mother was confused because it was to me and in my own handwriting. Needless to say it made more sense when I (fake) surprized myself with a copy of the Iraq Study Group Report.