Preppy is the New Hipster

So, I know that I hold the largely ceremonial role of the Clean and Green Comittee chair on my (former) neighborhood association, but I am soo sick of these environmentalists making this dramatic preamble to something they have told us, time and time again. Today's big revelation: humans cause global warming. Thats right folks you heard it! Not only do humans cause global warming, but with our big SUVs and our wet-dreams of never-ending oil, we are even killing people to cause global warming. Whose fault is it? Well mostly the US, clearly right. Those chinese don't seem to be doing anything to help it either. I mean just think of the CFC's those millions of crazy dog-beating chinese put into the atmosphere. Anyway who wants to point fingers? Me. I blame God?

I don't know, maybe I am a fatalist, but one day the earth will cease to exsist, and I am sure by that time the Lruthbridge line with me a thing of the past(considering the possibility of me procreating in the first place--> not very high).

Bjorn Lomborg's The Skeptical Environmentalist , le piece de la resistance for the neocons in office who would rather spend time and energy killing people to make global warming, is a highly reccomendable read, it you want to justify to yourself that global warming is about as interesting news as the democrats opposing war. I mean, duh.

P.S. I hope that I get lots of nasty responses from my green liberal friends, who drive SUVs. HaHa.