Preppy is the New Hipster

So I am bored at work and bored with the idea of writing about things I do not love about DC. It is just going to make me want to jump off the Woodrow Wilson Bridge.

Lets talk about something different Florida, Florida Culture. I mean I am immediately inclined to think that Florida culture is made up strictly of White Trash and Gay Cubans. I know this is not fair, but no one from Florida reads this, and they would probably think it is funny anyway. I was reading Forbes today and Florida has rank in seven positions on the list of top 25 cities for undergraduates to move to post college. I mean I guess Ashton Kusher really brought back the white trash look (you know that foam and mesh hat thing), but I didn’t think everyone in college was a gay Cuban or white trash, but hey I didn’t have a lot of friends in college, so maybe I am wrong.

Oh and sorry for forgetting about the white hairs. Florida has got a lot of those too.
Well good for Florida they have really been trying to attract the young crowd by cutting income taxes for so long, and they have all of these weird tax shelter laws and such, ie that is why OJ moved there so the Goldmans couldn’t get his money. So I guess that is good for Florida, but please let me know the next time you see anyone normal that is not in Palm Beach County or Collier County. Then I might consider Florida to be a state for me, but hey I am easily swayed and I do love grapefruits.