Preppy is the New Hipster

So as part of my self-imposed exile from the outside world, as I wittle away at my paper (due fucking friday!), i have decided to do something that I always think about but can never due bc of the ensuing horror that follows eating an entire head of roasted garlic. But since I'm not really allowed out of the house right now, I figure its the perfect time. I went ahead and roasted two. I love/hate eating this shit. it taste overwhelming and satisfying, maybe like semen in a weird sort of way? I just had some left over from yesterday (does it not keep?) i still like it, but is it really an aphrodesiac. I mean I cant imagine wanting to kiss anyone with this mouth even if they were in a similar state. I dont know, what is the deal with aphrodesiacs anyway. I feel like they are largely socially constructed like valentines day or the healthiness that comes with eating eggs. thoughts?