Preppy is the New Hipster

since i have no stds or hiv. well, not that there are people i actually want to sleep with, but hey maybe the squash date will give me another option in this department.

gareth just sent me a text message about having drinks with him and some uni friends tonight. he ended it with 'please come'. doesnt he know how pathetic that sounds?

Also I had a double yoke in my egg this morning. Does anyone know what that means?