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Thursday, August 14, 2008

 

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Gareth. Thanks, Blair. Now I really don't want to sleep with him.

What a bunch of fucking assholes that I go to school with. So finally I decide to go to the library because I need to pick up Stephen Neff musings on the Laws of War. A book which the online catolgue says is on the shelf. I go the shelf, and wha-la(sp?). its not there. But there are like 10 books strategically hidden around the room all related to international law and war. Not mine though. Those f-ing bastards. I just find that completely unacceptable. I'm pretty sure they are writing about american neglect of international law. what a boring and stupid topic, like my mother talking about how she thinks bush is going to get impeached. pu-lease. its a waste of time anyway. I reported the book missing and yelled a bit at the library guy (not a librarian, but surely a phd in library sciences or james joyce. Then I watched Missy Elliot videos on youtube to blow off some steam.

Also, I just ordered some Modafinil on the internet. Google it. I havent been so excited since I got my roommate to sign up for match dot com a few days ago. I know that this is ultimately stupid, and bad for my health, but I found about it in a magazine at the yoga studio, so I maintain that it is healthy on some level. I'll let you know how it goes. If I don't have a heart attack.

Comments:
Voila. I agree with Tweaks - good post. Things I like:

The mention of a Blair makes this blog even more Bret Easton Ellis-y.

I thought that library-book-hiding stuff was just a rumor, and just at Harvard. Who knew?

The idea that Missy Elliot would calm a person down. Remember when she says "I need to shave my cha-cha"? I think I just vomited.

Mostly, though, the Modafinil. Trust me when I say that nothing drives blog traffic like risky experiments with personal health regimens. I think we have a winner here. Is it legal to order in the US? It sounds rad - like a way I wouldn't even *need* to start going to be at a reasonable hour.
 
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