Preppy is the New Hipster
Friday, September 26, 2008
Gareth was not that good looking.
I get such tunnel vision. A picture of him popped up on my facebook today, and goodness, I must have been wearing bloody mary sunglasses. I think I may have written this exact same post before. Ha. I need new material, clearly.
AJ has this policy (which he sometimes claims is not true, but duh it totally is) that he doesnt interact with unattractive people. I think this is really the best way to go. I'm sick of unattractive people. they are insecure and have way more, or just less interesting, issues than attractive people.
Sometimes when I think about about the gareths, the david pratts and the hot guy I saw on the valporetti that turned out to be a 50 year old retarded person, I like to think about Adam Swain, Mike Clifford and RSK. Those dudes were all total babes. Like in the way that other girls would hit on them even if I was there. That just feels good.
Who else were the ugly ones? Any ideas? I can't remember.
AJ has this policy (which he sometimes claims is not true, but duh it totally is) that he doesnt interact with unattractive people. I think this is really the best way to go. I'm sick of unattractive people. they are insecure and have way more, or just less interesting, issues than attractive people.
Sometimes when I think about about the gareths, the david pratts and the hot guy I saw on the valporetti that turned out to be a 50 year old retarded person, I like to think about Adam Swain, Mike Clifford and RSK. Those dudes were all total babes. Like in the way that other girls would hit on them even if I was there. That just feels good.
Who else were the ugly ones? Any ideas? I can't remember.
posted by Laura R Bridge # 5:52 AM 
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Can you NOT call me AJ in a public forum? And this is my denying the no uglies policy. I have been slandered by ugly people along those lines yes, but that does not make it true. The real problem with ugly people is not their insecurity. Indeed, they are often more secure that those of us who are on the beautiful side of the continuum. The real problem is the more complex suspicion of the visible in modern Western history. Ugly people take up this suspicion because it is convenient for them and use it to posit an intellectual authenticity on their part. And fuck that.
dear anonymous,
i guess you aren't too familiar with my blog. everything i say is in jest. you are either one of the said non-good looking ones, which i dont think is true(i have site meter), or else you are offended by the content. don't be silly.
Love,
Ruthie B.
i guess you aren't too familiar with my blog. everything i say is in jest. you are either one of the said non-good looking ones, which i dont think is true(i have site meter), or else you are offended by the content. don't be silly.
Love,
Ruthie B.
Oh dear. I've definitely eyed someone from afar, only to have them turn out to be a mentally retarded teenager who operated a Coinstar machine.
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