Preppy is the New Hipster

So recently, I have been on an iceberg lettuce kick. Ultimately, I am totally embarrassed about this. It seems so non-progressive to be really into iceberg. But, I can't seem to resist the crunchy watery goodness. I have been eating it with onions, and red wine vinegar. Something must be wrong with me, maybe its a low-grade uti? On a related note, I think I have a low grade uti. I feel like I have to pee ALL the time. I mean even more than usual, which for me is a lot. I'm choking down cranberry juice which gives my mouth a dry pucker, reminiscent another crevice on my body.

I think I'm going to blame this whole iceberg thing on 'Tweaks' bc last time I was in DC, she made this really good iceberg salad. We ate it with hotdogs. haha. fancy pants. once she gets into business school its going to be all mixed greens, and filet minions(sp?).

Arg, and now I have to go to an interview for a volunteer position that I really don't want, but since I flaked out on my other commitment of the week, I figure I should go.

Also, I applied for a job in Jackson Wyoming for a Christian neo-con hedgefund manager. Weird I know.