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Monday, September 08, 2008

 

You can leave your hat off.......and your shirt too for that matter.

Okay, I know I have already blogged about Gareth waaay too much, but I was just chatting with Franky about this and it is soo gross that I just have to talk about it.

I will leave our sexual chemistry problems out of this post bc i dont feel like going into it. But there is one thing I must articulate. Gareth does not like to take his shirt off when we are cuddling, etc. Its grossing me out just thinking about it. Maybe it is better that what is surely a pasty and scrawny upper body, joined in the middle by a some what flabby waist. Frankly, sure I prefer a hairy chest and a some muscles. But, I'm not Kate Moss and don't expect everyone to have the perfect body, and I dig imperfections, but come on. Let's own up to them.

Maybe its his choice of undershirt that bothers me too. its not like a good 'ol hanes. It has this weird dainty thinly pipped colar, it might even be micro-ribbed. Eh, im shuddering just thinking about it.

Thoughts on this? I mean it all ties in with the rest of our problems and his inability to be the alpha male (like Alec Baldwin characters) that I need.

Comments:
Alec Baldwin does not dig physical imperfections. Remember Kim Basinger back in the day? And don't go telling me that there's a difference between the man and his characters because we all know that's not the case.
 
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